When you come in for your 25th anniversary and order the dead cheapest bottle of wine on the list and when you say, “We know about your special (unsaid was this ending – ”-ly priced all-inclusive”) dinner”, I guess I should expect a $20 tip on your $140 pre-tax bill bill, even when I treat you to a free $9 dessert with a candle in it without even being asked (unless the asking was implicit in your telling me that you were celebrating your 25th anniversary).
I’m just sayin’.


haha aw, made me laugh
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Comment by Brittany — October 28, 2009 @ 2:03 pm
Comment by Brittany — October 28, 2009 @ 2:04 pm
We don’t work in the same place do we??
Comment by waiterextraordinaire — October 28, 2009 @ 5:27 pm