Top 100 things that a guest should try to avoid doing, #26 – 50

A continuation of my post from yesterday. 26. Don’t ask if I’m sure that the coffee is decaf. Why would you think I would tell you if I wasn’t sure? 27. And don’t follow that with the worn-out “If it’s not, I’m going to call you at 3am”. 28. Don’t lie about what you’ve ordered. [...]