“Ass, Cash or Grass” – I used to be a Swinger

Love, absolutely LOVE this story: http://www.laobserved.com/intell/2009/11/ass_cash_or_grass_-_i_used_to.php This is my favorite part: We ordered our grub and then I launched into my odd, back-storied request; “My daughter wants to be a Swinger’s waitress for Halloween…” “Wow, cool!” she marvelled. “Thing is, we need a skirt.” “Oh…people always want those. But they’re only for staff.” “Yeah, but [...]