So You Want To Be A Waiter

The best book on waiting tables that you have never read – yet

Argggggh maties!

Avast, me hearties, today is International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

So, batten down the hatches, go swab the deck and shiver me timbers, ye scumsucking son of a black dog! Get to that mainsail before I tie you to the yardarm and kiss you with a tasty cat ‘o nine tails, you sea varmit!

Yer Cap’n,

Cap’n Cockhook.

Pirate

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