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Great service is like porn…

…you can’t precisely define it but you know it when you see it.

Also, it’s in the eye of the beholder. What might pass for great service in one dining situation might not pass for it in another. And, two people confronted with the exact same service might not agree with the characterization of the quality of the service.

There are other ways that great service is like porn, but we won’t get into those because this is a relatively family friendly blog.

“Hi, I’m your server. What’s your pleasure”?

“Hi, I’m Todd. I’ll be your server tonight. Can I give you a buttery nipple”?