So You Want To Be A Waiter

The best book on waiting tables that you have never read – yet

Sage advice

If you happen to find that your bottle of “Da Bomb – Ground Zero”, a chile pepper extract with over 600,000 Scoville units, has fallen over and you pick it up to sit it back upright,  make sure that you wash your hands carefully before you rub your eye because you just woke up.

I’m typing this with one eye swollen shut.

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