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Here’s to a safe and prosperous New Year!

I wanted to pop in and hope that each and every one of you is safe this New Year’s Eve. For those of you who have to work, I hope that the guests are generous and cheerful and I remind you that you’re getting off work about the time that crazy, drunk motherfuckers are getting behind the wheels of their cars. Be careful and make sure that you’re not one of those crazy, drunk motherfuckers.

For those of you who are dining out on New Year’s Eve, I hope you get the best service and I hope you have a little patience with your service staff. And, by all means, be generous, both in money and in spirit.

I hope to be more prolific in the coming year, but I haven’t been very successful in getting back in the swing of things. Keep your fingers crossed!

Be cool, jewel.

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