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If you come in with a big group and are a totally hammered 55 year old woman…

…it won’t matter to anyone, especially my manager on duty, the hostess, or me (or even the rest of your party) when, after I tell you that I can’t serve you any alcohol, you yell, “I’m never coming back here again!” as you storm out from your party.  In fact, the rest of your party will be glad that you left and that I didn’t serve you anymore alcohol.

Just so you know, you never coming back here again is a big win for us.

I’m just sayin’…