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Waiter to hang for drug offense in Malaysia

According to Bernama, the official news agency of Malaysia, a 19-year-old, who was caught with 622 grams (approximately 22 ounces) of “ganja”, has been given the death sentence last Monday. Shahrul Izani, who is now 22, is obviously appealing the sentence and is asking for leniency.

22 ounces is just enough for the average waiter in the US to have a month’s worth of really good parties.

http://www.bernama.com/bernama/v5/newsgeneral.php?id=464776

So, if you ever find yourself here, stick with the cuisine, won’t you?

PS, don’t think that Singapore gives you save haven (the little non-pink tip of the Malay peninsula). Only a tick over 400 grams of ganja will get you hung. And they have the highest per capita execution rate in the world, including Texas.