Great new restaurant concept

I’ve created a new restaurant concept that I think will sweep the nation. It’s called The Olde Fogey.

It targets a growing demographic, one that will only explode as we baby boomers age.

My only problem? Getting waiters to work there. I’m thinking of paying them $20 an hour.

Anyway, here’s the initial menu that I’ve worked up. Sadly, letters that descend below the baseline like p aren’t reproduced properly in this template, but I think you’ll get the idea.

I wish I could say that I must have too much time on my hands, but that’s not true. This was preferable to cleaning my house though.